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America’s Favorite Whore

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

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Let’s face it, America loves movies about whores; and ever since Julia Roberts turned tricks in the movie Pretty Woman, she became the country’s favorite streetwalker.  Pretty Woman’s plot centers on down-on-her-luck Hollywood hooker Vivian who is hired by a wealthy businessman, played by Richard Gere, to be his escort for several business and social functions. Of course, they engage in a whole lot of fucking and blowjobs during the time they are together.  And their relationship develop over the course of Vivian’s week long stay with him.

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Pretty Woman was originally intended to be a dark drama about prostitution in New York; but then the film was reconceptualized into a romantic comedy  set in Los Angeles. Despite getting a nomination for the role, Julia Roberts failed to get the Oscar Best Actress trophy for playing the kind-hearted harlot. She eventually got the Oscar Best Actress years later for playing another skanky character: Erin Brokovich.

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A masturbating Julia Roberts

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

With such a tight schedule, it’s no wonder Julia Roberts had some people make her a specialized machine to entertain her when she’s too busy to socialize, and by socialize, I mean meeting guys who accept raw cash for raw pussy. And now Julia is here to demonstrate this instrument of hers–a dildo machine–to show us exactly how you should fuck her when the occasion comes for you to gain access to her A-list vagina.

She says you should start out slow and smooth, as if you were treating her like a virgin with an unpopped cherry. Once the imaginary blood trickles from her legs, signaled by her hands wrapping around your ass to firmly guide your thrusts deeper and more agressively, you should start rocking your hips in firmer and more experienced strides, so the tip of your cock can penetrate her pussy as far back as you can. That’s when the moaning starts, and where she starts pushing her pelvis up against your own pace, with her tits bouncing to the momentum. She also says that if  you can match the speed of her dildo machine–which is, to illustrate, similar to a woodpecker drilling a home on a tree trunk–she’ll let you fuck her in the ass, but only if you rip her pussy apart with lightning fast thrusts of your dick. But if you can’t do it, she’ll still let you pump a facial on her beautiful face, her mouth open lo let the jizz slide down her throat.

Phew, that was quite a bit of work on the imagination, huh? Let me rest for now, and let me just hand you more pictures of Julia Roberts masturbating so your fun doesn’t end abruptly. Enjoy.